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The dungeon’s closed. The heroes didn’t get the memo.

You’re a worn-out mage just trying to enjoy your retirement. Unfortunately, idiots with swords keep breaking in. Lay traps, place rooms, and make sure they regret the trip.

Your three‑step plan for peace and quiet

Build badly on purpose

Place rooms, twist hallways, and force detours. Efficiency is for people who care.

Arm traps & hire weird help

Mimics in treasure rooms, collapsing floors, and “reliable” minotaur security. What could go wrong?

Watch the heroes suffer

They came for loot. They leave with regrets—if they leave at all.

Why defend when you can mess with them?

Room Variety

Barracks, treasure rooms, elevators, and more—blend rooms to make glorious, confusing spaces.

Trap Shenanigans

Mimics, fake exits, open floors, and re‑arming rules that keep heroes guessing.

Dumb (but Determined) Hero AI

They think they’re clever. They’re not. Complex layouts waste their time beautifully.

Endless Combos

Every layout is a new headache… for them. You? You sip tea.

Save your spot in line to torment heroes.

Wishlist now and I’ll send you a thank‑you curse. (It’s mostly glitter.)